无厘头英语笑话集锦
看多些笑话,有助于让我们放松身心,过得更快乐,今天我们就一起来看看无厘头英语笑话集锦吧!
无厘头英语笑话集锦(一)
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?老师:汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.汤姆:老师,我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。
Teachear: John, what about you?老师:那么你呢,约翰?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.约翰:老师,我不能动啊,我把他的.硬币藏脚底下了。
无厘头英语笑话集锦(二)
Teacher: Where does God live?老师:上帝住哪儿?
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.学生:我想他应该住我家浴室。
Teacher: Why do you say that?老师:为什么这么说?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"学生:因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门喊:“上帝啊,你怎么还在里面?”
无厘头英语笑话集锦(三)
Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?老师:为什么说鹰的视力很好?
Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.学生:因为我从没见过哪只鹰戴眼镜。
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