带翻译搞笑英语笑话

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带翻译搞笑英语笑话

　　带翻译搞笑英语笑话：Boss: I’ll give you RMB3000 per month and in 3 months, I’ll raise it to RMB6000.So when would you like to start?John: In 3 months.更多精彩笑话尽在YJBYS笑话栏目，欢迎欣赏!

带翻译搞笑英语笑话

　　带翻译搞笑英语笑话(一)

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"

　　男人："我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。"

　　酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是这个月的最后一天。"

　　带翻译搞笑英语笑话(二)

　　Now i can go home

　　One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”

　　我可以回家了

　　一天，放学以后，老师对他的'学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。”第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板已被乱涂，他非常生气地问：“谁涂的? 请站起来。”鲍勃说：“先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见。”

　　带翻译搞笑英语笑话(三)

　　How much English can you speak?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　中文翻译

　　"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"

　　法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"

　　被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"

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