简短有翻译英语笑话

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简短有翻译英语笑话

　　英语笑话既能让我们开心，也能让我们学到不少英语知识，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看简短有翻译英语笑话吧!

简短有翻译英语笑话

　　简短有翻译英语笑话(一)

　　Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.

　　"He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well."

　　"No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!"

　　"Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."

　　杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。

　　“他是个好孩子，”杰克的父亲说：“您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。”

　　“不，不，那不可能，”教授马上回答。“你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的'，他都不知道。”

　　“先生，请再给他一次机会吧。”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”

　　简短有翻译英语笑话(二)

　　JOY,it\'s timeto go to bed.

　　joy,该去睡觉了。{妈妈}

　　ok,Mum.i\'m coming!

　　哦，这就睡!{joy}

　　Have a sweet dream,joy.good night!

　　做个甜甜的梦哦，晚安!{妈妈}

　　good niggt,Mum!

　　晚安，妈妈!{joy}

　　Sweet dream...how?

　　甜甜的梦。。。。到底怎么才能做个甜甜的梦呢?{joy}

　　Bingo!

　　有了!{joy}

　　joy,wahay are you doing?

　　the candy will make your teeth ache!

　　joy,你怎么睡前还吃糖啊!会牙疼的!{妈妈}

　　(joy,举着糖，看着妈妈。){joy}

　　But you told me to have a sweet dream...

　　不是你说要我做个甜甜的美梦的吗。。。{joy}

　　。。。。。。。。{妈妈}

　　简短有翻译英语笑话(三)

　　Who's More Polite?

　　A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

　　谁更有礼貌?

　　一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。

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