疯狂爆笑英语笑话

疯狂爆笑英语笑话

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天小编就准备了疯狂爆笑英语笑话，一起来爆笑吧!

　　Expand and contract 热胀冷缩

　　Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?

　　John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.

　　老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子?

　　约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。

　　疯狂爆笑英语笑话(二)

　　Two kinds of people in the world

　　"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."

　　疯狂爆笑英语笑话(三)

　　Where is the egg? 鸡蛋在哪里?

　　Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?

　　Student: In the cake, Sir.

　　老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?

　　学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

　　老师：“鸡蛋”在哪?

　　学生：在蛋糕里，先生

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