经典逗人英语笑话

经典逗人英语笑话

　　看一些英语笑话，既能愉悦自己，还能学到英语知识，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看经典逗人英语笑话吧!

　　经典逗人英语笑话(一)

　　What a big deal

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

　　一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的'甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。

　　到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”

　　经典逗人英语笑话(二)

　　An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子

　　Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

　　Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

　　邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗?

　　丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

　　邻居：你的`大衣?扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音?

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面

　　经典逗人英语笑话(三)

　　可怜的男人

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"

　　男人："我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。"

　　酒吧招待："那你应该高兴才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是这个月的最后一天。"

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