幽默笑话故事英语笑话
笑话是幽默的`载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!以下是小编准备的幽默笑话故事英语笑话，一起来爆笑吧!
幽默笑话故事英语笑话(一)
An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
沃尔特：我吃了什么?
老师：鸡蛋。
沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。
幽默笑话故事英语笑话(二)
Bring me the winner
Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
Well, bring me the winner then.
服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
幽默笑话故事英语笑话(三)
During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talkingto the girl sitting behind him.
"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.
"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"
计算机课上，老师批评一个男生，因为他和后边的女生说话。
“我只不过问她一个问题。”男生说。
“如果你有问题，问我好了。”老师说道。
“那好吧，”这个男生说，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去吗?”
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