笑翻天经典英语笑话大全
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笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(一)
An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
沃尔特：我吃了什么?
老师：鸡蛋。
沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。
笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(二)
Knife and Drum 刀和鼓
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。
爸：为什么?
妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的`。
笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(三)
Homework
Teacher: I'm able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly.
Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father.
家 庭 作 业
老师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，另一篇实在是糟透了。
学生：是的，先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。
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