爆笑的英语笑话经典大全
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爆笑的英语笑话经典大全(一)
A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."
Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."
一个少女的.母亲问她：“你长大后想干什么呀?”少女说：“我想做个老姑娘。”
她的母亲听到这话感到非常惊讶。她说：“啊，亲爱的，这是为什么呀?”少女说：“我觉得我不会老是要去亲一个男人，而且每次还要说他很帅。我会感到厌倦的。我喜欢逛商店，所以我宁愿去赚钱给自己买东西。”
爆笑的英语笑话经典大全(二)
In 2005 Japan made a new robot. It can take care of a child. The new robot is called iPapero. It weighs 13.2 pounds, and has a body of 15.2 by 10.3 and by 9.8 inches.
2005年，日本制造了一个新的机器人。它会照看小孩。这个新机器人叫做iPapero。它13.2磅重，身体是15.2×10.3×9.8英寸。
iPapero is a small robot, but it has many special skills. It can recognize and remember up to ten faces and use its eight separate electronic ears to understand human voices even in noisy situations. It also plays games with children when they are unhappy, or sing songs or ask quizzes to entertain the child. If the child is bored, iPapero will change new songs and quizzes so that it doesn't repeat itself. The robot babysitter even has a cell phone to call a parent when the child asks for his mother.
iPapero是个小机器人，但它有很多特殊的技能。它能识别和记忆多达十张脸，即使是在吵闹的情况下，它也能用它八只分开的电子耳朵听懂人的声音。当孩子们不高兴时，它还和他们玩游戏、唱歌或猜谜语让他们开心。如果孩子感到无聊了，他会换新的歌和谜语，这样就不会重复。这个照看小孩的机器人甚至还装有移动电话，当孩子找妈妈时，可以用它打电话给父母。
爆笑的英语笑话经典大全(三)
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
一天有只小白兔来到面包店问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗?”
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板回答：“抱歉我们没有那么多。”
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
“哦，太遗憾了。”小白兔失望地离开了。
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第二天小白兔又来到那个面包店问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗?”
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板仍回答：“抱歉我们没有那么多。”
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
“哦，太遗憾了。”小白兔又失望地离开了。
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第三天小白兔依然来到那家面包店，问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗?”
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
“啊是的，今天我们有100个小面包啦!”老板高兴地回答。
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
“那太好啦!我买2个，谢谢!”
The shopkeeper stood silently.
老板无语了……
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