经典幽默英语笑话集锦
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经典幽默英语笑话集锦(一)
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的.钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
经典幽默英语笑话集锦(二)
一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：“oh，TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过，他又说： “oh，NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴，觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时，他还是说：“oh，HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
后来到了机场，那个日本人就问：“How Much?”出租车司机说：“1000!”
日本人惊奇的`问司机：“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说：“oh，mileometer(计 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
经典幽默英语笑话集锦(三)
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,
当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，
I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?”
"Well, it's a very common saying. “
哦，这是一个普遍说法。
Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
在这个问题上，谁会在意那么多呢?”司机回答说。
"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“
看，在车已经停止的情况下，里程表上的数字还在跑。”我指着里程表说。
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. “
哦，是的。你说的`挺有道理的。
In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
在这种情况下，时间对我们俩来说都是金钱。”司机补充说。
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