带翻译超逗的英语笑话

带翻译超逗的英语笑话

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　　带翻译超逗的英语笑话(一)

　　Two Birds 两只鸟

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老师：请说说看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

　　带翻译超逗的`英语笑话(二)

　　excuse for speeding

　　赶紧到达那里

　　harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

　　哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

　　"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

　　"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

　　带翻译超逗的英语笑话(三)

　　quick cleanup 快速清扫

　　unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."

　　不速之客就在路上，我妈妈，一个完美的家庭主妇，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。一会儿之后，当她去检查的时候，她吃惊了，曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条，纸条上写着：“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。”

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