好笑短篇的英语笑话
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好笑短篇的英语笑话
waste or save
浪费还是节约
father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?
jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?
好笑短篇的英语笑话
the advantage of noise
噪音的'优点
wherever i drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so i decided to sell it. my first customer wanted to buy the car, and i battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. finally i did the right thing. expecting him to drop the deal, i was surprised by his reply.
每当我驾驶我那辆旧车时速超过55英里时，它就剧烈地震动起来，所以我决定卖掉它。我的第一位买主想买这辆车。围绕是否告诉他这辆车的问题，我经历了一番良心的较量。终于我做了件正确的事情。我想他会放弃这个交易，却对他的回答吃了一惊。
that's okay, he said. i'm buying this car for my daughter. if she complains about a vibration, i'll know she's driving too fast.
“那没什么，”他说，“我是给我女儿买这车的。如果她抱怨震动的话，那我就知道她开得太快了。”
好笑短篇的英语笑话
excuse for speeding
赶紧到达那里
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
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