简短笑话英语故事

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简短笑话英语故事大全

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简短笑话英语故事大全

　　简短笑话英语故事(一)

　　Our son, Chris，is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home and told us that he had received a promotion. "Great!” I said. "You can always use more money.”

　　我们的儿子克里斯是位于斯泰兹波罗的南佐治亚医科大学的预科生。他很幸运地在研究淋巴疾病的科研室找到了一份工作。最近，他给家里打电话，告诉我们他得到了提升。“太好了!”我说。“你可以多花一些钱了。”

　　There was a slight pause before Chris responded，"Well，I didn’t exactly get more money. But they did give me more keys.”

　　克里斯停顿了一会儿，才回答说:“嗯，准确地说我倒没有多拿钱。但是他们确实多给了我几把钥匙。”

　　简短笑话英语故事(二)

　　A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

　　一对夫妇正在庆祝他们的金婚纪念日，他们多年平静的生活，成为小镇上流传的佳话，一个小报记者要求采访他们这段长久而幸福的婚姻的秘密。

　　"Well，it dates back to our honeymoon,”explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, ‘That's once' .We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, `That's twice.’We hadn't gone a half一mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, `That's once'.”

　　“这要从我们的蜜月说起，”男的说，“我们去旅行了大峡谷，而且用骡子驮着行李走到了谷底，我们没有走多远，我妻子的骡子就跌倒了，妻子平静地说:‘这是一次’。我们继续走远了一些，骡子又跌倒了，我妻子又平静地说:‘这是第二次’。我们又走了不到半里，骡子第三次跌倒，我妻子从背包里拿出了手枪，射死了那头骡子。始想去阻止她这样对待那头骡子，可她看着我平静地说‘这是第一次”，。

　　简短笑话英语故事(三)

　　On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old Englishman and his youngest son were seated in the village inn. The father had partaken liberally of the beer, and was warning his son against the evils of intemperance.

　　在一个阳光明媚的周日午后，一个年长的英国绅士和他年幼的儿子一同坐在村庄的旅店里。父亲没有节制地大口喝着啤酒，并警告他的儿子如果放纵就会给你带来痛苦。

　　"Never drink too much, my son. A gentleman stops when he has enough. To be drunk is a disgrace.”

　　“永远不要喝的太多，我的儿子。一个绅士在喝酒时会适可而止。喝醉了酒可是不太光彩啊。”

　　"Yes, father, but how can I tell when I have enough or am drunk?"

　　“是的，爸爸。但是当我喝的有点过头甚至喝醉了的时候我怎么才能知道呢?”

　　The old man pointed with his fingers.

　　这位年长的父亲伸出手指指向一边。

　　"Do you see those two men sitting in the corner? If you should see four men there .you would know that you were drunk.”

　　“你看见坐在角落的那两个男人了吗?如果你看见的是四个男人坐在那里，那你要意识到你是喝醉了。”

　　The boy looked long and eamestly, After a time in puzzled tones, he said: yes, father, but-but-there is only one man in that corner.”

　　那个男孩认真仔细的看了很久。过了一会之后，他用困惑的声调说到:“是呀，爸爸，但是—但是—在那个角落里只有一个人呀!”

　　简短笑话英语故事(四)

　　A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. One day she said to him: "It is my birthday tomorrow.”

　　一个年轻的男子爱上了一位美丽的.姑娘。一天她对他说:“明天就是我的生日了。”

　　"Oh,” said the young man, "I'll send you roses，one rose for each year of your life.”

　　“噢，我要送给你玫瑰，每一朵玫瑰都象征着你生命中所渡过的每一年。”年轻的男子说。

　　The same evening he went to a florist's. As he knew that the girl was twenty一two years old , he paid for twenty一two roses and asked the florist to send them to the girl the next day.

　　那天晚上他就去拜访了种花人。他知道那个姑娘22岁了，于是他买下了22朵玫瑰并请求种花人第二天把玫瑰给那位姑娘送去。

　　When the young man left the shop, the florist thought: "This young man is a very good customer. I think that my price was too high. I' 11 send ten more roses.”

　　年轻的男子离开了花店，种花人心里想:“这位年青人真是个心地善良的好人。我给他的价格太高了。我要多给他一些花。”

　　He did so. The next morning thirty-two roses were sent to the girl.

　　他确实是那样做的。二天清晨，种花人把犯朵玫瑰一起送给了那位女孩。

　　When the young man came to see her, she didn't speak to him. And he never knew why she was so angry with him.

　　当这位年轻的男子兴冲冲地来看望她的时候，她对他置之不理。当然，他是永远也不会知道为什么她收到玫瑰反而会生气了。