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短一点的英文笑话带翻译
笑话来源于生活，经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来短一点的英文笑话带翻译，希望你会喜欢。
短一点的英文笑话带翻译【1】
if i am a manager
one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.
all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一个经理
一天课上，老师要同学们以“如果我是一个经理”为题写一篇作文。
所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
“我在等我的`秘书”。那孩子答道。
短一点的英文笑话带翻译【2】
at a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校，校歌) . one of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的'校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。
i sure was! answered the host. he's the biggest jerk i've ever met. did you know him too?
当然了，主人答道。他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?
sort of, replied the guest. my mother married him last saturday.
有点认识，客人回答。我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。
短一点的英文笑话带翻译【3】
teacher: walter, why don't you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
walter: what was it?
沃尔特：我吃了什么?
teacher: eggs.
老师：鸡蛋。
walter: wrong. that was yesterday.
沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。
短一点的英文笑话带翻译【4】
Two Birds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
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