英语幽默笑话四篇
英语幽默笑话：男人和女人的消费观
A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale.
用得着的东西，要是值1块钱却卖2块，男人也会买;
用不着的东西，要是值2块钱但只卖1块，女人也会买。
英语幽默笑话：男人和女人对待猫
Women love cats. Men say they love cats,
but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
女人喜欢猫。男人说他们也喜欢，
但当女人看不到时，男人踢猫。
英语幽默笑话：男人和女人浴室用品分析
A man has five items in his bathroom;a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
男人浴室里五件宝：牙刷，刮胡膏，剃须刀，一块肥皂，一块毛巾。
一般的女人浴室里平均有337样东西，其中的大多数，男人不知道那是干哈用的`。
英语幽默笑话：Eating out
Eating out
外出就餐
When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators.
买单的时候，阿麦，阿克、阿力和阿汤每人都甩出20块钱，虽然其实一共只吃了32块50没人有更小的票子了，也没人愿意承认他们其实想把票子破开。女人买单时，每人掏出个计算器。
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