大学幽默英语演讲稿

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大学幽默英语演讲稿

　　演讲稿是作为在特定的情境中供口语表达使用的文稿。在现在社会，用到演讲稿的.地方越来越多，大家知道演讲稿的格式吗？下面是小编为大家收集的大学幽默英语演讲稿，仅供参考，欢迎大家阅读。

大学幽默英语演讲稿

大学幽默英语演讲稿1

　　A helping hand

　　A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.

　　He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.

　　"Is this yours?" he asked.

　　She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.

　　On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?"

　　He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"

　　The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"

　　"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."

大学幽默英语演讲稿2

　　Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.” “Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.

大学幽默英语演讲稿3

　　Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.

　　My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word "love". From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.

　　This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?

　　My favorite book is . Have you read it before?

　　Oh, I haven’t read this book before. What is it about?

　　Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.

　　Can you tell us why you love this book so much?

　　Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.

　　Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.

大学幽默英语演讲稿4

　　Love Your Mother

　　Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?

　　"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

　　"I don't understand," he said.

　　His Mom just hugged him and said,

　　"And you never will, but that's O.K.".......

　　Later the little boy asked his father,

　　"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".

　　"All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say......

　　The little boy grew up and became a man,

　　still wondering why women cry.

　　Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"

　　GOD answered......

　　"When I made woman,

　　I decided she had to be special.

　　I made her shoulders

　　strong enough to carry

　　the weight of the world, yet,

　　made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

　　I gave her the inner strength

　　to endure childbirth

　　and the rejection

　　that many times will come

　　even from her own children.

　　I gave her a hardness

　　that allows her

　　to keep going and take care

　　of her family and friends,

　　even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without

　　complaining....

　　I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly....

　　She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....

　　I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

　　and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

　　I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....

　　For all of this hard work,

　　I also gave her a tear to shed.

　　It is hers to use

　　whenever needed and

　　it is her only weakness....

　　When you see her cry,

　　tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though

　　she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.

　　She is special!

　　Please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,

　　sisters, and special women in their lives.

　　But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.

　　Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.

　　Love your Mother Always

　　and keep her Smiling

大学幽默英语演讲稿5

　　Earn english not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.when i learn english, i can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.when i read english novels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.when i speak english, i can feel the confident from my words.when i write english,i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...

　　I love english,it gives me a colorful dream.i hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people from different contries.i can see many places of great intrests.i dream that i can go to london,because it is the birth place of english.

　　I also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.

　　I know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well. if you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday , it will love me too.

　　I am sure that i will realize my dream one day!

　　Thank you!

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